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the-doom-report-late-edition:

iguessweallcrazyithinktho:

originals0und:

angelicguy:

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Heavy sibling activity here

I’m sitting my white ass down and listening.

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

fnordseer5:

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i hate stuff like this tbh

insaneostyle:

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There was a psyop started in the early 2000s to get more kids into science and math and make history and English class seem useless and irrelevant. And got rid of shop class and home ec. They used confirmed mossad agent, bill nye, to push their propaganda. It’s why punk died and a bunch of lonely housewives started writing baby books labeled as “young adult” too. Pretty sure around that time they (they being the secret society of free mason dorks that got rich off inventing an even lamer form of gambling. Stop romanticizing them beyond that. They’re rich kid nerds that have a rich kid nerd club where they all get together and play elaborate dress up games) were prepping joe Rogan’s career so he could destroy culture like some humorous, gullible, dweebish meat head khan with an army of sycophantic CTE victims and their even more brain damaged pseud lackeys like Eric Weinstein.

The really crazy part is how well it worked to freeze these people’s brains perpetually in 2004, pretending that all the war in the world is between opposing religious fundamentalists and not materialistic hedonists that want to live forever by drinking third world baby blood backed by SCIENCE while they poison our food and air, and when anyone questions why they’re putting genetically modified arsenic in baby food they accuse them of being far right woo woo Christian scientists stuck in the dark ages with the rest of their inbred Appalachian racist family because they’re too lazy to come up with any new/updated propaganda but that’s fine because those idiot big bang theory millennial peons will keep swallowing it up without a single ounce of skepticism. The whole World Wide Web of all human knowledge at their fingertips and even still the most deranged terminally online outcasts will choose to hyperfocus on whatever failed political ideology of the bloodiest century in human history they like best based off what meme they found funniest (and who coined the word meme? That’s right—fellow bellybutton lint eating new atheist SCIENTIST of the 2000’s Richard “honey boy” Dawkins).

Their imaginations got fried by overstimulating children’s content that was filled with paraphiliac images and language just in time to hit puberty as porn flooded the internet and now every meaningful human social connection has been replaced with a neurotic never ending introspective “journey” into discovering which convoluted sexual equation their stardust molecules were assigned by the cosmos( that is both chaotic, brutal, and meaningless but also so so beautiful and full of wonder btw)

That whole anti bullying thing was a mistake and more people should have got shoved in lockers. Turns out athletics is actually better for your developing brain and builds important life skills like teamwork, honor, self discipline, etc. but chess/math/science club just turns you into a vindictive little prick who can’t step out of an overly literal binary thinking pattern for more than five seconds to contemplate any metaphysical idea that developed in a time before a bunch of be-wigged enlightenment fruits decided to create the gayest society imaginable because some other gayer Italians in the 15th century dug up a naked statue of an erect goat god and went WOOOAHHHH SO COOL, WAIT TIL MY SYPHILITIC FLORENTINE GUTTER TRASH MISTRESS GETS A LOAD A THIS. THIS IS REALLY GONNA TIE MY PAPAL CHESTNUT ORGY BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR MY PSYCHOTIC HEIR TOGETHER! all the cool people probably died in the black plague and humanity got left with the weird freaks who suddenly gave a shit about what goes on in outer space. Same with the Vietnam war, which is how I’m tying this post back to bill nye and his boomer compatriots that were too nerdy/rich to get killed in a Vietcong tunnel but also not unique or interesting enough to die from an overdose at 27 brought about by the lifestyle that comes with artistic talent.

Listen I’m not being a Pollyanna about the distant past, but we gotta get over this enlightenment stuff. It’s been over 400 years and it just keeps getting more cringe.

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Ernest Marneffe (Belgian, 1866-1920) - La Danseuse aux Castagnettes

bulbasars2:

vonnegutcunt:

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The future of Twitter

tea-with-mrs-mourning-dove:

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boopsloop808:

boopsloop808:

stelladeaindomita:

Racism of low expectations is always so wild to me

Like yea sure I could expect more from a lot of racial groups but the data doesn’t lie most of them are fucking retarded.

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